I guess you could say this blog has been in the works for most of my adult life, and to be honest with you, it’s because I’m fucking lazy when I don’t have anything to do, that it is only now coming into being. It isn’t that I don’t like to write, those close to me know it’s truly my one passion that I’ve held onto all these years, and one I’m not too bad at. But life gets the best of us sometimes. Truthfully I knew once I got off my ass and put pen to pad, well I knew then that I probably wouldn’t be able to shut the Fuck up.
So where do I begin? I’m in my mid 30s now and have been a few places here and there and seen a few things, none of which makes me an expert on shit, but enough hands on life experiences to be able to make some logical observations on a few things that I thought maybe someone would find as interesting as I have. As you’ve probably figured out by now that I tend to have a foul mouth at times and hopefully you hold your judgement about me until after getting to know my story a lil better, but if not , oh well Fuck it, have a nice day, please visit again soon.
Foul mouth and all I still consider myself a Gentleman Asshole. Let me explain. See I understand there is definitely a time and place for all things. And if we are to be respected we must first be respectful. There is a time for dinner manners as there is a time for Street etiquette. We must choose our wars wisely and with caution. But in all places and times it is important to be true to yourself and be fearless in speaking how you truly feel, even if most times you come off like an Asshole. This does NOT mean becoming a bully and going around saying cruel things. We all know the meanest people are also the most broken and hurt. But let us not confuse Hate with Honesty. In fact being an Asshole wasn’t something I can say I learned or acquired, luckily i was actually born this way. I’m also an Aries if you believe in all that, and some say that Assholism is one of our most awesome traits.
Still though, I believe in living an honorable life. One full of love and adventure. Getting in trouble once in awhile can be life’s best lessons. And I cherish family above everything.
Hopefully, if this blog goes as planned, I’ll be able to share some of those adventures and lessons and maybe make some new friends along the way. But then again nothing ever goes as planned and this could really turn into a cluster Fuck collection of arguments about Aliens, Hip Hop, Porn, Vampires and Mind Control (Some of my favorite things). But I’m hopeful it won’t turn out too wild.
Either way, I hope you enjoy these Rants & Rages and take a lil something away with you like “And I thought I was fucking crazy”, or “Funny, I feel the same way bout that dickhead”…
Never mind the seatbelt, your gonna need a fuckin helmet for this ride.